Donald Trump On Ice Cocktail – Official Inaugural Recipe
Donald Trump On Ice Cocktail – Official Inaugural Recipe
By Steve Larson, Katie Broward
For PoolAndSpa.com News
Donald Trump On Ice Cocktail – Official Inaugural Recipe
Here Is The Recipe For Our Official Inaugural “Donald Trump On Ice” cocktail:
As lifelong entrepreneurial visionaries, we were dared to come up with one of the the first new Inaugural Trump cocktails. So here’s the first pics of the drink and ingredients and recipe. We are proud to announce our version of the the official “Trump On Ice” cocktail, or the more pedestrian “Trump On The Rocks”.
Although this is a bit of a “tongue-in-cheek” article, it still makes for a tasty cocktail – regardless of which political party you belong to. Have fun!
So here, for the first time ever, is the actual recipe for our “Donald Trump On Ice” recipe:
Step 1 – 2 shots of Tito’s brand Vodka. Hand made in Austin Texas. It’s America’s best sipping vodka (TM). “When you think vodka, think Tito’s” (TM).
Step 2 – 2 shots of any brand of “light” or “low cal” Apple Juice – because you don’t want to get fat while drinking this cocktail for the next 8 years. “Nothing says America like apples.” Please note – if you are a real Red State Republican, you can certainly substitute the Low Cal or Light Apple Juice for the real thing instead
Step 3 – 1/2 shot of Ocean Spray Diet Cran Pineapple Juice. “When you think Cranberry Juice, think Ocean Spray” (TM). Again, because you don’t want to get fat while drinking this cocktail for the next 8 years. But honestly – this new flavor of Cran juice is pretty good. Please note – if you are a real Red State Republican, you can certainly substitute the Diet Cran for the real thing instead
Step 4 – Get the glass of your choice – because this is America, and no one should dictate the type of glass, cup or mug you like to use. We like to use the type of heavy duty glass shown in the photo below – because that’s a real Republican style glass. But your style of glass can certainly vary.
Step 5 – Get the biggest ice cubes you can find. Preferably “huge” (TM). Fill that glass with those “huge” ice cubes. Find a large plastic cup, probably made in China, or “Gina” (TM) as President Trump and Alec Baldwin like to say. Pour contents of glass one into cup two. Repeat for a few times. Genuine Republican frothiness will naturally appear.
Step 6 – Pour contents of plastic cup into the glass of your choice. Rattle the cubes around in the glass like you are making an important deal, most likely a deal which will benefit all Americans. Hide plastic cup because – ewwww – it’s a plastic cup.
Step 7 – Sip, drink and/or guzzle. Enjoy any way you like. Because we are Making America Great Again (TM) – – – even with cocktails!
Near Water Warning – It is not recommended to use alcoholic drinks near, by or in water; including, but not limited to – swimming pools, hot tub spas, swim spas, boats, jet skis, lakes, ponds, oceans, bays, deep puddles, or bodies of water that may not seem deep or dangerous – but may/or may not be. Consult your physician if you are unable to determine where or when it is safe for you, in particular, to be able to consume any and all alcoholic beverages.
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