Cody, The New National Hot Tub Dog, Sworn In Today
June 10, 2014
Las Vegas, NV USA
Cody, the new National Hot Tub Dog, was sworn in to office today. He took the oath of office after his staff was informed that the contested position was finally his.
Cody The New National Hot Tub Dog
Sanji, the previous National Hot Tub Dog, passed away last Sunday, June 1, 2014. It was assumed that Cody would naturally inherit the title, but unexpected push-back and opposition immediately occurred, caused by a few other dogs, who believed that they were entitled to the rightful succession of the coveted title.
Sanji, The Previous National Hot Tub Dog
However, as of today (06/10/14), Cody and his staff were informed that he was, in fact, the legal successor to the title of National Hot Tub Dog. Upon receiving the news, he was immediately administered the oath of office.
No additional comments by Cody, nor his staff, were available by press time today. We hope to hear from him soon. An insider who wishes to remain anonymous, indicated that he will “Most likely be spending tonight and tomorrow with his bone.”
Congratulations to Cody, the new National Hot Tub Dog!
